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No honey...that's so wrong

May. 6th, 2011 | 12:49 am
location: my room~~~
mood: cold cold

Okay so lately I have been reading more fanfics than I usually do because I'm bored out of my mind, but something troubling has been brought to my attention.  It an epidemic that everyone should know about.  It's sprinkler head penis.  I know it's shocking, but apparently most of the authors of fics on here seem to think that it is a joke.  It's a serious pandemic.  It was brought to my attention first by a het fic.  I know what you're all thinking "son, I am disappoint", but let me explain.  I was searching for a fic I read a while back and ran across some with interesting titles, but all that they managed to do was make me feel this:

mixed emotions

The fic was fine up to that point, but then it got...disturbing.  I feel like most of the people who write these are either 12, are 35 and still living in their parents basement with some cats, just in general have never had a boyfriend or maybe, I'll give them the benefit of the doubt and say, they didn't pay attention?

Even more than that on what planet is getting bodily fluids all over you (in this particular fic your eyes?!?!)sexy??  I don't know about you but it sounds uncomfortable and awkward :/ especially your eye!  That's an infection waiting to happen D: and I would hate to have to explain that to a doctor.  Awkward~

Anyway, people who read this, do research before you decide to put sexy-times scenes in your fics.  Stuff like Sprinkler head penis can ruin other wise decent fics.  That's my public service for today.

jklj;kl ;jfd iojgska l;j ;l

May. 12th, 2010 | 03:05 am


:/ hmmmm...

Jul. 9th, 2009 | 02:23 am
location: Home~
mood: bored bored
music: 소녀시대 - 다시 만난 세계

today was so boring T^T i literally did nothing, with the exception of tanning ^^;;

idk maybe i'm the only one who is sick of hearing about micheal jackson :/ he was a great musician, but let him rest! it's so frustrating D<<< 

D: lj makes me sad ToT

Jul. 6th, 2009 | 05:22 am
location: Room~
mood: sad sad
music: Lose Control - Missy Elliot

 why is lj so depressing T^T

no one reads my journal, so i think i will whine about it ^o^ although i think if anyone did i would prolly sqwee in excitement ^o^^^^^^

if i feel like it later today i might actually do an actual blog OH WOW~~~~ D:


Jul. 1st, 2009 | 04:53 am
location: room~
music: hot issue - 4minute

omg i'm so proud of myself~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~i just left capslock_tvxq~ and it felt so exciting!!! ^o^

i honestly don't think words could express how stupid tohosexy is =____="""" she's ridiculous and her fics are even more ridiculous~

frankly, girls who have a life goal of being with jaejoong...i don't rly expect much of them =O="

oh so excite ^o^

Jan. 23rd, 2009 | 01:30 am
mood: cheerful cheerful

prank calling people as kim junsu = epik win ^_______________^